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The Christmas-Lover Scale

Every type of Christmas lover (or hater) will slide in somewhere on this scale. Where do you fit?


Every Christmas season reveals an all too familiar scale of X-Mas love. A far-reaching continuum that is blatantly obvious to the die-hard fans and the die-hard haters (mostly because they care too much about the various showings of affection) but flies completely under the radar for everyone in between. I’ll paint it out clearly for you now.

It is a simple scale, from 1 to 10. I would probably have to put myself at a strong 8 or weak 9. Let me know if it resonates with you at all:

1: “If I hear Michael Bublé one more fucking time…”

2: “Okay, I can’t do it anymore! This shit is getting out of hand.”

3: “Ha… Ha… Yeah, ‘Resting Grinchface’… Like ‘bitchface’… I get it… Hilarious…”

4: “You’d think they would at least get decent carollers to sing at their shopping mall.”

5: “Wait, how many days are there until Christmas again?”

6: “This Seniors Carolling group aren’t actually all that bad!”

7: “Yeah, sure. I’ll wear matching pun-filled Christmas themed shirts with you.”

8: “I can’t wait to bust out my Christmas snow-globe collection. I have this one, right, where Santa is…”

9: “Why do I have to abide by some silly tradition? If I want to put my Christmas tree up in November, then I’ll put my fucking Christmas tree up in November…”

10: “Don’t you fucking DARE skip this song. Mariah Carey is life.”


Any of these sound accurate to you?

Let me know what you think in the comments section below! I would love to hear what you think!

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